Cady - Ancient Greece. Totally Minerva/Athena, whatever you prefer to be called, your goddessness. Why? Because you're the often the one that tells us that we look like idiots in the nicest way possible, even though the majority of us are older than you. (Then again, our maturity levels hover around the age of 5-7.) As an added bonus, you get a 8-foot statue in Greece that's covered in gold.
Mr. Breaux - Rome. (The Republic or the Empire, you choose.) Can't you just see it? Caesar Breaux, building the Colosseum, the aqueducts, and all while wearing a dress - I mean, a toga. Of course, if he had his way, the Colosseum would be decorated with cannons that randomly spurt out popcorn and streamers while singing the Irish National Anthem. Just saying.
Ariel Matcher - Shakespearean times. Not only can you act, but you just have the most dah-ling British ak-sunt. Would you prefer discussing that ov-ah tea, honey? Because you would be best buds with Will himself, he would cast you as Rosalind in As You Like It, only to have you revolutionize the role by doing all her lines in something called...rap.
Ork Dork! :] - the Renaissance. A cross between one of the gorgeous damsels (though not in distress) and Michelangelo/Da Vinci. Was Mozart during this time? Too early? Oh well. And just for kicks, let's throw in those jousting contests, since it's related to soccer... you know, the costumes, need for shin protection...no? Then how about dragons? Can't that be, like, the soccer coach?
snowchica - the '50s. Poodle skirts, the Pink Ladies.... and our beloved snowchica, who would be the Sandy smart enough to ditch Danny when he first started being a jerk, combined with Audrey Hepburn, the epitome of elegance, with a dash of the Breakfast at Tiffany's costumes. Or at least the pearls. And the huge sunglasses, which have officially been termed as "Thuper Thexy Thunglasses" (Copyright Ariel, 2007)
Almighty Toothpick - World War II. No, I don't mean the noxious gas part (jk!). Just the part where you came up with the idea for everyone to chuck cupcakes AND whipped cream. I think Japan would have surrendered if the atomic bomb had cupcakes hidden inside. And, for Erica's benefit, snappable toothpicks in five shades of neon.
Nirk - the '70s. Where else would a skintight-neon-swirled-glittery legging/leotard combination possibly fit in? (Other than in a Subway with us, of course.) And I can't say I've really seen you dance before, but for this post's sake, can we assume it involves a lot of Mr. A's disco moves? Jkjk :].
eRicA - the '90s, for really obscure but make-sense reasons, so bear with me. 1) POWERPUFF GIRLS. They're not Asian, but they've got girl power, so we forgive them. 2) Apparently, anime was pretty much "invented" during this time. Where would this world be without uber-rich host clubs and the art-stealing reincarnation of Joan of Arc? Um, well, nowhere, except for Ashley and Erica ruling the universe.
The Blonde One - modern times. Possibly distantly related to a certain klutzy character in a certain teen flick set in a certain silverware-inspired town falling in love with a certain copper-haired, sparkly-skinned vampire. Both these girls have a tendency to trip/fall on thin air, although the similarities end there. (Wait, you have a new werewolf best friend? Can I have his autograph? And a picture of his abs?)
beach girly :D - 2012. The Olympics, baby! Swimming, running, pasta eating... you'd kick our butts in a "Let's See Who Can Have The Most Cake Contest" - and you would do it while surfing and chasing the shark from Jaws. (cue music) I'm not sure which events you would decide run/swim/eat/shimmy in London, but make sure you set us up with front row tickets next to that really cute gymnastics guy. (nudgenudge winkwink)Love you all,Kitty
1 comments:
HAHAHAH! kitty! i was freaking laughing my head off! hahaha i love it! you are the coolest person i know!
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