For All Those People Who Don't Know Yet...

TOOTHPICK ASKED LINDSAY OUT. jkjk. That's not it.

T.A.L.K. has officially become the blog of the organization known as Organized Chaos. For those of you that are slightly oblivious, or have never read any of the previous 71 posts, Organized Chaos is the lunch table that consists of: Johnnie Winter, Nirk, Cadylady, Aimee, Kitty, Lindsay, Ariel, and Goofygurl.

Yes, that means we have that many authors. This should get interesting, shouldn't it?

Just thought that any person that read this blog should know of this update. :]

ILY
kitty

My New Hair color :)

Ok, so I havent really posted in a while so I decided to do so :)
Today (like everyother day this week) has been testing....(Ima not going to say what the test is called cuz then stalkers could find us, and so ya.....) But anyway it was horribly boring, and like seriously, theres only so much to stare at on Mr. Meltons walls. After we finished testing, Taylor brought up commercials so I kinda started to sing the free credit commercial, pretty quiet like, but anyway Madie and taylor started cracking up and then the whole class got really quiet, and started listening to me.....so I stopped.
The ppl in my class then proceded to make me start over from the beggining, so I sang it loud and clear, then taught the lyrics to everyone. (Madie, Taylor, and ok me to, now have an obsession with this song.
Hmm....what else happened today...??
Oh ya....the semi food fight at lunch today. I thought the cheeze stick I had tasted gross, so I started throwing it at ppl, and then Kat, who was high on like air threw a nutograin bar at amy and she caught it in her mouth. It was AMAZING
Also today I have become non-blonde....yes thats right I have green/pink/red/blonde hair because Madie, and Lindsay O. became bored with the poster they were coloring and transfered their creative juices to my hair, and colored my hair with washable markers (its ok guys, the color is ok ...besides the green dot...lol jk its all good) but if I get dress coded tomorow....meet me in that dark alley way behind the school....dundundun...jk
ILY ALL
<3 Blonde/green/pink/red One :)

See It To Believe It

Today's "You Should've Been There Moment":

We were at lunch, and I was eating a granola bar (the one that Lindsay had put in the "sacrifice pile"). I ripped off a piece, and was joking around (a.k.a. high on some random substance, most likely sugar), so I said to Aimee (who was sitting diagonally across the table from me), "Let's see if I can throw this into your mouth." So she agrees and opens her mouth really wide. I just chuck the piece of granola bar at her (just kind of a random throw. Like, a swing-arm-and-let-go deal), and

I MADE IT IN!!!! WOOOOOT!!!

It was totally funny, but I guess some people would have to see it to believe it, cuz I know my aim is not exactly famous for being accurate.

But from now on, BEWARE OF THE RANDOM GRANOLA BAR PIECE.

Bizarre Murder Mystery

so some peoples were wondering if this story was true and it was and if you need some proof, this was a caption by the article:

[This is truly an unbelievable twist of fate! At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death…]

my worst injury ever

ok so during spring break of the third grade, we were building our house and there were all these dogs just roaming around. (in my neighborhood people just let their dogs run loose. creepy i know.) so we were building our house and my cousins were over and my grandpa and my dad were working on the tile. well my mom was gone and my dad left to go get some more supplies. while he was gone i decided to check and see where these dogs had come from. one came right up to me and was licking me. i knelt down to check tags and he turned his head and bit me right on the face. i had to have 12 stitches right below my right eye and i had a bloody scratch down my cheek and some bloody scratches on my chin. i still have a scar below my eye. its awesome!!!!! and the dog's name is charlie and he still lives in my old neighborhood. its really scary when i go down there and i see him. well thats my worst injury ever!

Bizarre Murder Mystery

ok, so my brother showed this to me and i thought that id post it for everyone to see. its awesome!


On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr.Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency.

As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly.

Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

"Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "someone who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide."

That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking Mr. Opus.

When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills subject "B" in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject "B."

When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant and both said that they thought the shotgun was not loaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her.

Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, assuming the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother.

Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.