FAQ about the poor goldfish

The Goldfish
Ok so im going to answer the frequently asked questions about the april fools prank pulled yesterday on mr. aston (personally i think he was less shocked then we were)
Question #1:
Was it a real goldfish?
Answer:
Heck yes! You can ask my little brother Tommy, he won it at the fair like a month ago and it died a couple days ago....
Question #2:
Did Mr. Aston REALLY eat it?
Answer:
Heck yes! Well i closed my eyes at the last second, but the last thing i saw was him dropping it into his mouth, I'm pretty sure those in the front row can attest to him eating it.....also Mr. Aston really doesnt seem like one to lie about that sort of thing.....
Question #3:
How did Mr. Aston get a goldfish in the first place?
Answer:
Wellll.....it was my creation.....I mean my fault.....see I gave him a sandwhich, and inside it lay the dead fish....I would have never guessed he would have eaten it...well at least knowingly.
Question #4:
Was my little brother upset?
Well my lil bro Tommy (who happens to be six) didnt know his beloved fish (I have now learned his name was Darth Vader) was dead when I took it to school that day...so when I got home I got the joy of explaing to him that his fish had died and my math teacher had eaten it...actually he wasnt all that dissapointed, he thought it was kewl actually, however he was sad that he didnt get to flush it down the toilet....I reassured him saying that someday it eventually would get into the toilet.....haha....jk
Question #5
The question we all wondered....what did it taste like???
Answer:
According to Mr. Aston it tasted like chemicals...yumm....nothing like a dead fish marinated in chemicals with a slice of whole wheat bread.....-gags-

Ok thats it ppl.....if you have any more queastions just post a comment :)
OH and please remember...do not try this at home....u could get saminilla (sp??) and die.....
"FISH ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD!"-Shark in Finding Nemo

P.S
Lets have a quick moment of silence for poor 'Darth Vader' the goldfish....who is eternally stuck in Mr. Astons stomach....with goodness knows what else.....R.I.P